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★ surge ★

★ no pronouns ★

i'll eat you whole

animubutts:

chrispyfishinc:

Inspired by a friend

This should seriously become a children’s book

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naomiful:

k you can battle your way into my heart <3 

naomiful:

k you can battle your way into my heart <3 

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tagged as: *inspiration

t FW U DONT TAG RVB SPOILERS BCUS U THINK NONE OF THEM WILL MAKE SENSE ANYWAYS AND GIFSET DESCRIBING WHICH CHARACTERS ARE DEAD

h-a-r-p-o:

Also let’s remember that Nickelodeon’s current VA directing staff is garbage. I’m sure they treat Tom with respect because come on he’s Tom Fucking Kenny.

But let’s remember how Nickelodeon treated Gabriel Iglesias when they asked him to do Voiceover.

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tenkenryu:

generalscraggy:

monty has confirmed that blake being a faunus was revealed to JNPR OFF SCREEN in other words

BLAKE WAS NOT OUTTED WITHOUT HER PERMISSION

In case anybody was worked up about this.

kingcheddarxvii:

Life plans:

  • get BUFF
  • get hired as a bodyguard in Justin Bieber’s entourage
  • earn his trust
  • if you think this is the point where I strangle him you’re boring as hell + not very creative
  • slowly move all of his furniture slightly to the left
  • make spooky voices in the hallway and respond “what noise, mr. bieber? I didn’t hear anything” when he asks about it
  • shout “DUCK!!” and then duck whenever I see a duck, causing mr. bieber to duck when in fact I am simply responding enthusiastically to a duck
  • give him advice for talking to girls like the fact that girls love to be told all about brontosaurus, the most real dinosaur ever, and that he should tell a girl all about brontosaurs and their ability to breathe fire any chance he gets
  • convince him mars isn’t real
  • eventually I get fired but not before I tell him I’ve secretly been replacing all of his shoes with identical but slightly smaller shoes
  • he attempts to chase me but his tiny and impractical footwear gives me the edge and I escape
  • have a good laugh
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cybercum:

cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer

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kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

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kinghenrik:

daddysfallenangel-:

You can be proud to be black.
You can be proud to be Asian.
You can be proud to be Arabic.
You can be proud to be Spanish.
You can be proud to be any race.
But you can never be proud to be white, because that makes you racist.

Arabic and Spanish aren’t races go to school

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tagged as: *sj*FAVE

chipzavattoni:

*dark color tone* tIM B URTON

this made more sense in my head

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
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*dark color tone* tIM B URTON

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achievementt-teeth:

It’s happend

achievementt-teeth:

It’s happend

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

why do white people think having a confederate flag anywhere on your property screams anything other than “im a blatant racist and slavery was cool”

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