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i'll eat you whole


Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

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band camp was hell bye

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ok I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this but I keep thinking about the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the best character in the whole story is only briefly mentioned. We’re given such limited amount of information about the guy that sells Jack the beans. essentially:

  • This guy has access to MAGIC BEANS
  • He either has NO USE for MAGIC BEANS or so many of them that he can just dispose of them
  • He really badly wants a cow

Why is the whole story not about this guy

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i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?


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remember how that post that was like “when white ppl adopts non white children” and ppl were like “wow these fucking sjws” and OP was literally. literally a fucking white supremacist

shes literally a fucking full on nazi she has like 5 blogs where she basically just sits around and babbles on abt what a goddamn babe hitler was like. that post wasnt even the tip of the iceberg w her


One migration


One migration

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math class is the class where your inner artist comes out more than in your actual art class

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wtf„ i dont rlly like how peopl use hispanic and latin@ interchangeably like..o_o… theyre not.. the same thing………………..


For anyone who gets confused about this


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ok this version is slightly better
pembe smith (left) belongs to noka
vincent douglas (right) belongs to me


ok this version is slightly better

pembe smith (left) belongs to noka

vincent douglas (right) belongs to me